Flawsome:
(adjective)
An individual who embraces their ‘flaws’ and knows they are awesome regardless.
Hangry:
(adjective)
A state of anger caused by lack of food; hunger causing negative change in emotional state.
Coffee:
(noun)
Freshly ground heaven. A magical substance that turns ‘leave me alone or die’ into ‘good morning, honey!’
Tea:
(noun)
A hug in a cup.
Nutella:
(proper noun)
The only reason you buy bread.
Smile:
(noun)
A curve that can set anything straight.
Tomorrow:
(noun)
A mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.
Nerd:
(noun)
An intellectual bad ass.
Diet:
(noun)
Always starts tomorrow.
Karma:
(noun)
When you use the last of the roll of toilet paper without replacing it and are the next person to use the bathroom.
Stress:
(noun)
The confusion created when one’s mind over-rides their natural instinct to slap the ever loving shit out of a person who clearly deserves it.
Procaffeinating:
(noun)
The tendency to not start anything until you’ve had a cup of coffee.
Irony:
(noun)
Drawing trees on paper.
Mosquito.
(noun)
An insect that makes you like flies better.
Latte:
(noun)
Italian for ‘you paid too much for that coffee’.
Patience:
(noun)
The ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they actually look forward to the trip.
Study:
(noun)
The act of texting, eating, and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.
Noob:
(noun)
Slang for ‘you suck’
Knackered:
(adjective)
The permanent energy level of a student.
Savage:
(adjective)
The act of doing something badass. Remember you didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose you.
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