Student Dictionary

Flawsome:

(adjective)

An individual who embraces their ‘flaws’ and knows they are awesome regardless.

Hangry:

(adjective)

A state of anger caused by lack of food; hunger causing negative change in emotional state.

Coffee:

(noun)

Freshly ground heaven. A magical substance that turns ‘leave me alone or die’ into ‘good morning, honey!’

Tea:

(noun)

A hug in a cup.

Nutella:

(proper noun)

The only reason you buy bread.

Smile:

(noun)

A curve that can set anything straight.

Tomorrow:

(noun)

A mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.

Nerd:

(noun)

An intellectual bad ass.

Diet:

(noun)

Always starts tomorrow.

Karma:

(noun)

When you use the last of the roll of toilet paper without replacing it and are the next person to use the bathroom.

Stress:

(noun)

The confusion created when one’s mind over-rides their natural instinct to slap the ever loving shit out of a person who clearly deserves it.

Procaffeinating:

(noun)

The tendency to not start anything until you’ve had a cup of coffee.

Irony:

(noun)

Drawing trees on paper.

Mosquito.

(noun)

An insect that makes you like flies better.

Latte:

(noun)

Italian for ‘you paid too much for that coffee’.

Patience:

(noun)

The ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they actually look forward to the trip.

Study:

(noun)

The act of texting, eating, and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.

Noob:

(noun)

Slang for ‘you suck’

Knackered:

(adjective)

The permanent energy level of a student.

Savage:

(adjective)

The act of doing something badass. Remember you didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose you.