An individual who embraces their ‘flaws’ and knows they are awesome regardless.
A state of anger caused by lack of food; hunger causing negative change in emotional state.
Freshly ground heaven. A magical substance that turns ‘leave me alone or die’ into ‘good morning, honey!’
A hug in a cup.
The only reason you buy bread.
A curve that can set anything straight.
A mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.
An intellectual bad ass.
Always starts tomorrow.
When you use the last of the roll of toilet paper without replacing it and are the next person to use the bathroom.
The confusion created when one’s mind over-rides their natural instinct to slap the ever loving shit out of a person who clearly deserves it.
The tendency to not start anything until you’ve had a cup of coffee.
Drawing trees on paper.
An insect that makes you like flies better.
Italian for ‘you paid too much for that coffee’.
The ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they actually look forward to the trip.
The act of texting, eating, and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.
Slang for ‘you suck’
The permanent energy level of a student.
The act of doing something badass. Remember you didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose you.