
- Forgot my earphones. Again.
- Every girl in Leamington is in this gym tonight. Crikey.
- It stinks.
- Why are there never any treadmills?! Bike it is.
- Why do gyms place random mirrors around? It’s actually so off putting watching myself cycle. Like, is that what I look like?!
- How have I only been on this machine for 12 minutes and 34 seconds?!
- Wow she looks pretty glam for the gym. I look like a potato.
- Ooh KUWTK is on!
- Now I feel even more like a potato.
- I am going to channel this potato-ness.
- I cannot wait for my Deliveroo later, eek!
- This has been on my mind all day. During my seminar this morning, my stomach rumbled and sounded like a fart. But I swear it wasn’t.
- A girl just hopped on the bike next to me and it feels like a passive aggressive race. It’s on.
- Oop, just made eye contact, now it’s just uncomfortable.
- The news is so depressing.
- I probably don’t need to eat deliveroo and cake… but I shall!
- What if everyone thought it was a fart?
- Oh my gosh, the word fart comes with this emoji: 💨
- This has me in stitches. I look like even more of a loon chuckling away to myself in the gym.
- I want to go on a mat but they’re all taken.
- The news just showed those creepy ass robots- do they freak anyone else out?!
- I’ve never looked at the ceiling in the gym before.
- Hey! Someone has just left their water bottle on the matt while they go on another machine. Not the rules of the gym gal. Nu-uh.
- Guess my legs are going to be super worked out after this!
- I can’t feel my butt.
- I wonder if I can move the water bottle.
- Nope, I’m not bad ass enough and confrontation makes me clammy.
- The news reporter looks like a young version of Will Smith.
- Yay, I got a mat! Had to sprint to get it, but looking eager in the gym isn’t the worst thing in the world!
- Never know where to look when I do hand weights. Like, I don’t want to look at myself in the mirror, because people might think I’m thinking ‘phwoar’ which certainly isn’t the case.
- Looking at your arms while you do weights is impossible.
- I found a nail in the wall. That’s where I’m looking.
- Just had a panic, thought my trousers split. How embarrassing would that be?!
- Doooooone.
- I need food in my belly.

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This is brilliant 😆 The “passive aggressive” challenge to a treadmill race 🤓
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