I don’t have a plan

Hi, hello, hey. I am a (shaking) caffeine fuelled, burger flavoured crisp hoover (my opinion: a little too gherkin-y for me… but I ate them anyway) who is desperately dung beetling (gathering ones 💩 together). I feel sick and on edge all the time and I think it's because I don't have a plan. I didn't even [...]

I lost my job

Hi everybody, A little life update: I lost my job. I have officially joined the ranks of the unemployed! On Friday I got made redundant, my boss lost funding for my job as a Marketing Executive as the client we were working for ended the contract. Essentially, there was nothing I could have done to [...]

Bye, bye impossible beauty standards

Bye, bye impossible beauty standards

Hello everybody, Wanna know what can kiss my a**? Impossible beauty standards. I saw the latest Calvin Klein 'plus size' model advert the other day and it's bonkers. Beauty standards are impossible because everyone is different. I will never look like the retouched perfection of women in ads. It's so easy (especially when companies like [...]

‘Chub Rub’- normalising the normal

‘Chub Rub’- normalising the normal

Hello! Summer: the sun is shining, the flowers are out, there's a freakin' heat wave and your legs are burning (for some of us!). The heat can make you sweat and that sweat collects in placed where skin touches skin-no matter what body type. The friction can cause mega discomfort. Recently I heard a really nasty [...]